~Wreck the Halls~
(sung to the traditional tune of "Deck the Halls")
Wreck the halls with two cats running,
Fa la la la la....la la la la.
Fur goes flying, lamps get done in,
Fa la la la la.....la la la la.
Tumbling swiftly down the stairway,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Woe to those who get in their way,
Fa la la la la.....la la la la.
from: Catmous Carols by Laurie Lounghlin
You know you are celebrating a redneck Christmas if:
 | Your decorations include spelling out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS" with silver tinsel on the side of your trailor... |
| Right NEXT to your genuine plastic light-up Nativity scene. |
"Deck the Halls"
